I love, love, love, the funny remarks my girls sometimes make... totally innocent, not even trying to be witty.
These are my top three and they all were said in the same week.
Sunday we are sitting in Sacrament Meeting, Addy turns to me and says "Mom, why do some men shave a big circle on the top of their head and then leave that hair at the bottom?"
Monday me and the little girls are in the bathroom doing their hair for school. Addy pulls out my deodorant and puts some on asking me when she will have to start wearing it every day. I tell her when she reaches puberty.
Me: "Well, it's when your body starts to change. When you start to notice hair on your legs and (nodding at the deodorant) armpits."
Addy: "And I'll get big tatinka's (boobs)?"
Me: "Yup. And you will get your period" (I'm thinking this is a nice way to have a little informal discussion about the joys of womanhood.)
Addy: "Period? What's a period?"
Gracie: (Who had been quietly reading during this conversation, pops her head up, looks at Addy like she is dumb as a post, and rolls her eyes.) It's what you put at the end of a sentence. Duh!"
That night Gracie asked Lee and I to write down some math problems for her.
Gracie: "I'm really struggling with addition and subtraction."
I had just spoke to her teacher a few days ago and she was so impressed with how well Gracie was doing with her addition and subtraction. So I'm a little confused.
Me: "Why do you feel like you are struggling? Did your teacher say something?"
Gracie: "No, I just feel like I want to be better."
Cool! So Lee starts throwing some math problems out there. What is 5+3, 7+9, 6-3, 9-6.... 11-4.
Gracie: Hands on hips, big sigh, "Daaaaddddd, I can't do that one. I only have 10 fingers!!!"
Ah, they grow up so fast and say things trying to be funny like...
Kenzie: "Hey Mom, guess what!!! In 60 days I will be able to date!!!"
HA.HA.HA....THAT'S.NOT.EVEN.ONE.BIT.FUNNY!!!!!